True Story: A coworker of mine raises chickens. At lunch today she told us that they found one of them dead. I leaned over and asked “Was there FOWL play involved?”
A Chinese man was reportedly killed last week when a woman squeezed his testicles until he collapsed during a fight over a parking space.
An unidentified 41-year-old woman in China’s Haiku City in the Hainan Province rode into town on her scooter to pick her child up from school. The woman tried to park in front of a local store, but the store owner, the 42-year-old victim, refused to allow it
the woman grabbed the man’s testicles and squeezed them until he collapsed. He was taken to a hospital for treatment and later died.
Doesn’t sound like he got a … HAPPY ENDING!
30 Rock (NBC) – LIKELY RENEWAL: Almost certainly back for Season 7, but that could be its final.
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Adventure Time (Cartoon Network) – LIKELY RENEWAL: Too big of a hit not to renew, but Season 4 just started.
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Allen Gregory (Fox) – CANCELED
Alphas (Syfy) – RENEWED: Season 2 will air this summer.
American Dad (Fox) – RENEWED through the 2012-2013 TV season.
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Archer (FX) – RENEWED for Season 4.
Awake (NBC) – LIKELY CANCELLATION: The Kyle Killen drama only stands a chance if NBC wants to fish for award, because the ratings just aren’t where they need to be.
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Being Human(Syfy) – RENEWED for Season 3.
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Charlie’s Angels (ABC) -CANCELED: Seven of eight episodes aired on ABC, but that last one may never be seen by the likes of TV viewers.
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Community (NBC) – ON THE BUBBLE: This forecast changes by the week, but the show is currently winning the 18-34 demo on Thursdays, so we’re optimistic.
Conan (TBS)– RENEWED through 2014.
CSI (CBS) – RENEWED
CSI: Miami (CBS) – ON THE BUBBLE: Like a confused college co-ed, this could… go either way. Yeahhhhhhhh!
CSI: New York (CBS) – ON THE BUBBLE: Of all the CSI shows, this one is in the most danger, by far.
Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO) – ON THE BUBBLE: As always, it’s up to Larry.
Dexter (Showtime) – RENEWED through Season 8. Season 7 starts in September.
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House (Fox) -CANCELED: The series finale will air on May 21, 2012.
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How I Met Your Mother (CBS) -RENEWED
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Hung (HBO) -CANCELED
Intervention (A & E) -RENEWED
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Jersey Shore (MTV) -RENEWED for Season 6.
Justified (FX) -RENEWED for a fourth season of 13 episodes.
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Kitchen Nightmares (Fox) -RENEWED for Season 5.
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Law & Order: SVU (NBC) -LIKELY RENEWAL: This should be back.
League, The (FX) -RENEWED: New season coming this fall.
Louie (FX) -RENEWED: New season starts this summer.
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New Girl (Fox) -RENEWED
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Touch (Fox) -ON THE BUBBLE: This one could go either way, really.
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Tyler Perry’s For Better or Worse (TBS) RENEWED for 35 more episodes.
Ugly Americans (Comedy Central) -ON THE BUBBLE: Could go anyway.
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Justin Bieber made his second appearance on CSI last night, playing, “a troubled teen whose brother was killed by the CSI.” In the end, Justin goes looking for a fight, and just like it would in real life, he instantly ends up on his back covered in blood. The whole thing was ridiculous, mostly because it’s impossible to look tough with that haircut. He might as well have a red top hat and bow tie covered in sequins.
Justin Bieber made his second appearance on CSI last night, playing, “a troubled teen whose brother was killed by the CSI.” In the end, Justin goes looking for a fight, and just like it would in real life, he instantly ends up on his back covered in blood.
The whole thing was ridiculous, mostly because it’s impossible to look tough with that haircut. He might as well have a red top hat and bow tie covered in sequins.