The Pugs of Westeros
Charlie is getting neutered today, so his watch begins. It shall not end until his death. He shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no puppies. He shall wear no crowns and win no glory. He shall live and die at his post. He is the sword in the darkness. He is the watcher on the walls. He is the shield that guards the realms of men. He pledge his life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.