Using Strap-On Joysticks to Fight With Fake Dicks

That’s not a crass headline. It is quite literal.

There’s an indie game (not a video game, a literal game) called Swordfight. It asks players to buy old joysticks, strap them to their crotch using an S&M harness (complete with cuffs!) and, well, sword fight.

A circuit board hidden within registers “hits”. Photographs of people playing registers “lulz”.

You can get the circuit diagram, along with helpful instructions on how to build your own harness and plenty more photos, at the link below.

Swordfight [Site, via IndieGames]

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